By Adam Sandler, a renowned American actor and comedian, is celebrated for portraying endearingly immature characters. His journey into the comedy world began spontaneously at 17 when he bravely stepped onto the stage of a Boston comedy club, discovering his innate talent for humor.
Sandler’s breakthrough came when he was “discovered” while working at a Los Angeles comedy club, leading to his inclusion in the Saturday Night Live (SNL) cast. During his SNL tenure, he crafted numerous beloved satirical comedic personas. His success on the show catapulted him to stardom.
In addition to his SNL fame, Sandler has graced the silver screen with memorable performances in hit movies such as “50 First Dates,” “Happy Gilmore,” “Big Daddy,” and “Grown-Ups,” solidifying his status as a leading actor.
Sandler’s versatility extends to the world of animation, where he has lent his voice to several iconic cartoon characters. Furthermore, he operates his own production company, showcasing his multifaceted talents in the entertainment industry.
Beyond his professional life, Adam Sandler is a devoted family man known for his grounded and approachable nature. He maintains a tight-knit circle of friends within the industry. To gain insight into his witty mind, here are some of the most famous and humorous quotes from Adam Sandler.
Quotes From Adam Sandler
1. I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.
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2. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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3. It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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4. My name is Adam Sandler. I’m not particularly talented. I’m not particularly good-looking. And yet I’m a multi-millionaire.
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5. Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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6. My father learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.
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7. I’m 31 now. I think I’m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
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8. Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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9. I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only… Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.
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10. I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
11. The price is wrong, bitch!
Happy Gilmore
12. You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
Happy Gilmore
13. soooo hot, want to touch the heiny, ooooooo
Billy Madison
14. Paul Newman’s half-Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too, put them together, what a fine looking Jew.
The Chanukah Song
15. Popeye’s Chicken is fucking awesome!
Little Nicky
16. I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel.
Big Daddy
17. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
Waterboy
18. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
The Wedding Singer
19. What you lookin’ at, swan?
Billy Madison
20. Now that’s what I call high quality H2O.
The Waterboy
21. Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!….well, I have a microphone and you don’t, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say
The Wedding Singer
22. My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
Waterboy
23. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Happy Gilmore
24. I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel
Big Daddy
25. I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
Mr. Deeds
Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
In addition to his comedic on-screen personas, Adam Sandler possesses a remarkable sense of humor and a reflective outlook on himself, his family, and his friendships. Here, we present some of his quotes that will tickle your funny bone and offer inspiring insights.
26. The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it and I wake up thinking about. With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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27. I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
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28. I never know what’s coming next. I definitely yell at people in my life going, ‘What the f**k am I doing next?!,’ a lot. But I don’t really ever know what’s happening.
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29. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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30. Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
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31. My name is Adam Sandler. I’m not particularly talented. I’m not particularly good-looking. And yet I’m a multi-millionaire.
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32. I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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33. When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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34. I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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35. I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only….Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.
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36. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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37. Well, I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
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38. …Some of their mothers yell at me, tell me I have corrupted their child, influenced them to pee on walls. So I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hugged me for.
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39. I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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40. I’ll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
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Famous Adam Sandler Quotes
41. Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot so it kinda works out.
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42. Gay guys know how to dance good. It’s like the law or some s**t.
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43. Stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God! Cherish it!
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44. I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your a**!
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45. I don’t know anything about plants except that you make cakes out of them!
Adam Sandler, Bedtime Stories
46. You’d better not kill me, man, I’ve got s**t to do tomorrow!
Adam Sandler, Bulletproof
47. I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
Adam Sandler, Mr. Deeds
48. Haven’t you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.
Adam Sandler, Bedtime Stories
49. What? I didn’t break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.
Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore
50. Everything I do, it’s not going right, and I don’t know what to do.
Adam Sandler, Uncut Gems
51. You don’t have to lie, just tell her to ignore when I’m lying.
Adam Sandler, Murder Mystery
Inspirational Adam Sandler Quotes
52. You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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53. I know I want to always do the best I can.
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54. I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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55. It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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56. It’s nice when little teams win.
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57. The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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57. When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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58. I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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59. I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So, most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.
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60. I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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And with that, these quotes prove that Adam Sandler is a brilliant actor and a genuinely delightful individual. As a friendly reminder, it’s high time to indulge in a nostalgic marathon of those quintessential Adam Sandler comedies.
