By When sending out Christmas cards or holiday emails or sharing festive posts on social media, it’s a great opportunity to deepen your connections during the holiday season. Instead of struggling to find the perfect words, why not tap into the wealth of heartfelt, witty, and downright funny Christmas quotes? We’ve gathered the best quotes from celebrated cultural figures, politicians, authors, and popular films. Feel free to incorporate them into your photo Christmas card or personalized Christmas party invitation, and get ready for the inspired responses that will surely come your way!
Christmas Tree Quotes
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.
Andy Rooney
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
Charles N. Barnard
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Charles Dickens
The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There’s a kind of glory to them when they’re all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.
Andy Rooney
A Christmas tree is the expression of your message. It decorates your message.
Mehmet Murat Ildan
Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is, in reality, great if it is given with affection.
Pindar
Christmas Quotes To Mom
A mother’s love is like a blanket of warmth that covers us all year round, especially during Christmas.
Unknown
Moms are the magicians who can turn ordinary moments into extraordinary memories, especially at Christmastime.
Rachel Martin
A mother’s love is the heart of Christmas, making the season bright with warmth and joy.
Helen Steiner Rice
Behind all your stories is always your mother’s story, because hers is where yours begins.
Mitch Albom
A mother’s love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
Marion C. Garretty
Romantic Christmas Love Quotes For Him
Christmas is joy, love, and sharing, but especially, for those who are in love.”
Unknown
In your arms, every moment feels like a romantic Christmas Eve. I cherish the warmth of our love during this magical season.
Unknown
Love is not just a seasonal feeling; it’s a melody played on the strings of our hearts, especially during Christmas.
Debasish Mridha
You are the gift I never knew I needed. This Christmas, I’m grateful for the love you’ve brought into my life.
Unknown
The best Christmas present I could ever receive is having you by my side, creating memories together.
Unknown
Christmas is not just a day, it’s a frame of mind. And being in love with you makes every day feel like Christmas.
Unknown
In your smile, I see the magic of Christmas, and in your love, I find the greatest gift of all.
Unknown
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite, especially during the enchanting season of Christmas.
Unknown
Christmas lights twinkle, and so do your eyes when you look at me. In your gaze, I find the true spirit of the season.
Unknown
Love is the most wonderful of all Christmas miracles.
Unknown
Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
- “Christmas calories don’t count. That’s why we feast like it’s the North Pole.”
- “Dear Santa, I can explain…”
- “All I want for Christmas is for you to wrap gifts. I suck at it.”
- “Griswold family Christmas: Expectation vs. Reality.”
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
- “This house is under elf surveillance.”
- “Merry Christmas! I just wanted to Netflix and jingle.”
- “Christmas is like a snowflake – beautiful and gone before you know it.”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name. No one is around you; say baby, I love Christmas.”
- “Dear Santa, define ‘nice.'”
- “Just because you can’t find your Christmas presents doesn’t mean you’re getting more.”
- “This family believes in the magic of Christmas cookies.”
- “I’m on the nice list… well, not ‘nice’ nice, but still.”
- “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
- “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
- “Christmas cheer level: Buddy the Elf after three cups of coffee.”
- “Gingerbread cookies are the original emoji.”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name. No one is around you; say baby, I love Christmas.”
- “Christmas shopping is only fun if it’s for me.”
- “The only thing getting lit this Christmas is the tree.”
- “Dear Santa, I can explain… but how much detail do you really need?”
- “Fleece Navidad! (Yes, I’m still stuck in the ’90s.)”
- “This family runs on love, laughter, and a whole lot of coffee during the holidays.”
- “Christmas is the only time of the year when it’s acceptable to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”
- “My favorite holiday exercise is shoveling snow… into the blender for margaritas.”
- “Is it too early to start counting down the days until next Christmas?”
- “This house is powered by hot cocoa and Christmas movies.”
- “Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!”
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
Funny Day After Christmas Quotes
The day after Christmas is when your wallet is like an onion – you open it, and it makes you cry.
Unknown
The day after Christmas is like the sequel to a party where everyone left early, and you’re stuck cleaning up the mess.
Unknown
The day after Christmas: when the reality of your Christmas decorations being up for a month hits you harder than the holiday spirit did.
Unknown
The day after Christmas is the one day of the year when even my coffee needs coffee.
Unknown
The day after Christmas is when you find out that ‘Christmas magic’ doesn’t include cleaning up wrapping paper.
Unknown
Christmas Quotes For Son
To my wonderful son, Christmas is merrier because of the joy you bring. Wishing you a season filled with love and laughter.
Unknown
A son is a gift that lasts a lifetime, and at Christmas, I feel doubly blessed to have you in my life.
Unknown
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the gift of family, and having you as my son makes the celebration even more special.
Unknown
This Christmas, I’m grateful for the gift of you, my dear son. Your presence is the greatest present of all.
Unknown
May your heart be light, your days be merry, and your Christmas be as special as you’ve made our lives, dear son.
Unknown
Having a son like you is the true meaning of a magical Christmas. Your love brightens the season and warms our hearts.
Unknown
At Christmas and always, you are the joy in our hearts, the twinkle in our eyes, and the reason for our smiles, dear son.
Unknown
This Christmas, I send you wishes wrapped in love, tied with joy, and filled with pride for the wonderful son you are.
Unknown
A son like you makes Christmas brighter, and the holiday season more joyful. Wishing you all the happiness in the world.
Unknown
Christmas is the time to count blessings, and having you as my son is the most cherished blessing of all.
Unknown
Christmas is much merrier when you’ve got the right crew to celebrate with. Why not toss a quote or two on your family Christmas card or slap it on social media? Let everyone know that, during Christmas, you’re feeling extra grateful for the fam bam.
